CaptainYossarian

Elo3002Rank #91

About

Country
United States
Region
Indio
Age
34
Gender
Male
Device
Meta Quest 3
Paddle adapter
I play with SOLIDSLIME adapter
IRL Player
Played IRL with friends occasionally
Description
“Some men are born mediocre … and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”
Joined since
June 20, 2022 (> 4 years ago)
Last ingame
1 day ago
Username history

Fair-play-o-meter

Fairplay Score : 4.8(68 votes)
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Paddle

Five Star
Standard size

Five Star

Paddle Rubber - Color side
Bounce 1.00 Friction 0.82 Throw 1.06 LBD On
Paddle Rubber - Black side
Bounce 1.00 Friction 0.82 Throw 1.06 LBD On

Last matches per day

  1.   Unranked Ranked  
  2. Date Win/Loss Win/Loss Elo
  3. Jul. 8, 2026 2/6 1/2 -32
  4. Jul. 7, 2026 3/3 1/0 +16
  5. Jul. 6, 2026 7/7 4/0 +32
  6. Jul. 3, 2026 2/4 1/3 -56
  7. Jul. 2, 2026 0/2 0/0 0
  8. Jul. 1, 2026 4/3 3/0 +14
  9. Jun. 30, 2026 2/3 7/0 +46
  10. Jun. 29, 2026 0/0 2/1 +4
  11. Jun. 27, 2026 0/1 0/1 -17
  12. Jun. 26, 2026 6/3 2/1 +26

Hall of Fame

Best Elo rank ever
3128 Elo, on June 15, 2026
Biggest Elo win within last 100 matches
+27 Elo / Wheels41215 (3266)
Biggest Elo loss within last 100 matches
-27 Elo / David W 001 (2691)
Most played opponents
dellsan - 125 matches
foxgdd - 83 matches
ChanimalCrackers - 78 matches
akiraa.1101 - 73 matches
Colorado14er - 72 matches
Highest Elo opponent
ProTT_VR (3776)
The biggest Elo robbery
+671 Elo from dellsan in 60 wins
Most match played in one day
61 matches on August 3, 2024
Ranked wins in a row within last 100 matches
12 wins on June 29, 2026
Ranked losses in a row within last 100 matches
6 losses on June 18, 2026
Time spent playing online matches
857 hours and 5 minutes

Online usual hours

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CaptainYossarian statistics - 30 days

  1. 30d
11283matches played
47%5400matches won
2143unique opponents
1522performances
1707matches played
52%896matches won
465unique opponents
240performances
438matches played
55%244matches won
162unique opponents
51performances
184matches played
51%95matches won
70unique opponents
21performances

Last matches played

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-116
July 8, 2026 at 22:35

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

12

wagonman2886 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-116
July 8, 2026 at 22:29

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

21

wagonman2886 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-116
July 8, 2026 at 22:23

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

21

wagonman2886 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-72
July 8, 2026 at 22:19

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

02

Dingthings2930 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-72
July 8, 2026 at 22:16

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

02

Dingthings2930 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-72
July 8, 2026 at 22:09

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

12

Dingthings2930 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-72
July 8, 2026 at 22:05

CaptainYossarian3002 Elo

12

Dingthings2930 Elo

Elo change-20
Elo diff.-112
July 8, 2026 at 21:59

CaptainYossarian3022 Elo

12

Dingthings2910 Elo

Elo change-22
Elo diff.-156
July 8, 2026 at 21:53

CaptainYossarian3044 Elo

12

Dingthings2888 Elo

Elo change+10
Elo diff.-136
July 8, 2026 at 21:48

CaptainYossarian3034 Elo

21

Dingthings2898 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-778
July 8, 2026 at 21:44
Match aborted !

CaptainYossarian3034 Elo

00

11SWE_GABBE2256 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-182
July 7, 2026 at 23:55
Match aborted !

CaptainYossarian3034 Elo

00

MK_U2852 Elo

Guestbook

Related to match #76568995
MadManP 2 days ago Apologies dude; my table was acting wonky.
Prince Elle 17 days ago Sorry man for my bad behavior, yeah i was pretty aggressive with it, i was having a bad day, and was losing alot. And i took the anger in your connection. Im sorry and I promise it wont happen with you and me again. Good match and congrats to you! 🍾
Obi-Pong (bad-internet) 4 months ago good game broski, i didnt realize that was you today, oh captain my captain!..sorry my intrnet is so shit, catch you later