CaptainYossarian

About

Country

United States

Region

Indio

Age

34

Gender

Male

Device

Meta Quest 3

Paddle adapter

I play with SOLIDSLIME adapter

IRL Player

Played IRL with friends occasionally

Description

“Some men are born mediocre … and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”

Joined since

June 20, 2022 (> 4 years ago)

Last ingame

19 hours ago

Username history

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Paddle

Five Star
Standard size

Paddle Rubber - Color side

Bounce 1.00 Friction 0.82 Throw 1.06 LBD On

Paddle Rubber - Black side

Bounce 1.00 Friction 0.82 Throw 1.06 LBD On

Last matches per day

1.   Unranked Ranked  
2. Date Win/Loss Win/Loss Elo
3. Jul. 6, 2026 7/7 4/0 +32
4. Jul. 3, 2026 2/4 1/3 -56
5. Jul. 2, 2026 0/2 0/0 0
6. Jul. 1, 2026 4/3 3/0 +14
7. Jun. 30, 2026 2/3 7/0 +46
8. Jun. 29, 2026 0/0 2/1 +4
9. Jun. 27, 2026 0/1 0/1 -17
10. Jun. 26, 2026 6/3 2/1 +26
11. Jun. 25, 2026 0/1 0/0 0
12. Jun. 24, 2026 3/2 7/5 +36

Hall of Fame

Best Elo rank ever

3128 Elo, on June 15, 2026

Biggest Elo win within last 100 matches

+27 Elo / Wheels41215 (3266)

Biggest Elo loss within last 100 matches

-27 Elo / David W 001 (2691)

Most played opponents

dellsan - 125 matches
foxgdd - 83 matches
ChanimalCrackers - 75 matches
akiraa.1101 - 73 matches
Colorado14er - 72 matches

Highest Elo opponent

ProTT_VR (3776)

The biggest Elo robbery

+671 Elo from dellsan in 60 wins

Most match played in one day

61 matches on August 3, 2024

Ranked wins in a row within last 100 matches

12 wins on June 29, 2026

Ranked losses in a row within last 100 matches

6 losses on June 18, 2026

Time spent playing online matches

855 hours and 48 minutes

Online usual hours