CaptainYossarian

Elo2791Rank #188

About

Country
United States
Region
Indio
Age
34
Gender
Male
Device
Meta Quest 3
Paddle adapter
I play with SOLIDSLIME adapter
IRL Player
Played IRL with friends occasionally
Description
“Some men are born mediocre … and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”
Joined since
June 20, 2022 (> 4 years ago)
Last ingame
1 day ago
Username history

Fair-play-o-meter

Fairplay Score : 4.8(70 votes)
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Paddle

Five Star
Standard size

Five Star

Paddle Rubber - Color side
Bounce 1.00 Friction 0.82 Throw 1.06 LBD On
Paddle Rubber - Black side
Bounce 1.00 Friction 0.82 Throw 1.06 LBD On

Last matches per day

  1.   Unranked Ranked  
  2. Date Win/Loss Win/Loss Elo
  3. Nov. 8, 2026 2/5 3/2 +13
  4. Nov. 6, 2026 3/0 2/1 -14
  5. Nov. 4, 2026 0/3 0/0 0
  6. Nov. 2, 2026 0/1 1/4 -38
  7. Nov. 1, 2026 3/2 1/6 -40
  8. Oct. 31, 2026 1/6 5/1 -6
  9. Oct. 28, 2026 1/1 1/0 +11
  10. Oct. 26, 2026 0/3 0/0 0
  11. Oct. 23, 2026 1/0 1/3 -47
  12. Oct. 22, 2026 2/1 0/0 0

Hall of Fame

Best Elo rank ever
3128 Elo, on June 15, 2026
Biggest Elo win within last 100 matches
+28 Elo / 11FR-YOYO69 (3297)
Biggest Elo loss within last 100 matches
-29 Elo / Strauss744 (2547)
Most played opponents
dellsan - 125 matches
foxgdd - 90 matches
ChanimalCrackers - 86 matches
akiraa.1101 - 78 matches
Colorado14er - 74 matches
Highest Elo opponent
11FR_ANTO (4074)
The biggest Elo robbery
+671 Elo from dellsan in 60 wins
Most match played in one day
61 matches on August 3, 2024
Ranked wins in a row within last 100 matches
9 wins on October 4, 2026
Ranked losses in a row within last 100 matches
8 losses on November 1, 2026
Time spent playing online matches
906 hours and 6 minutes

Online usual hours

Timezone :

CaptainYossarian statistics - 30 days

  1. 30d
11944matches played
48%5746matches won
2233unique opponents
1610performances
1786matches played
53%947matches won
474unique opponents
242performances
488matches played
54%264matches won
176unique opponents
66performances
119matches played
48%58matches won
48unique opponents
12performances

Last matches played

Elo change-14
Elo diff.+33
November 8, 2026 at 03:31

CaptainYossarian2805 Elo

02

Spaghetti*2838 Elo

Elo change+19
Elo diff.+71
November 8, 2026 at 03:27

CaptainYossarian2786 Elo

20

Spaghetti*2857 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.+71
November 8, 2026 at 03:27
Match aborted !

CaptainYossarian2786 Elo

00

Spaghetti*2857 Elo

Elo change-13
Elo diff.+45
November 8, 2026 at 03:23

CaptainYossarian2799 Elo

02

Spaghetti*2844 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.+74
November 8, 2026 at 01:01

CaptainYossarian2799 Elo

02

tablechess2873 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.+74
November 8, 2026 at 00:54

CaptainYossarian2799 Elo

12

tablechess2873 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.+74
November 8, 2026 at 00:47

CaptainYossarian2799 Elo

21

tablechess2873 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.+74
November 8, 2026 at 00:41

CaptainYossarian2799 Elo

21

tablechess2873 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-224
November 8, 2026 at 00:41
Match aborted !

CaptainYossarian2799 Elo

00

kuva652575 Elo

Elo change+6
Elo diff.-243
November 8, 2026 at 00:31

CaptainYossarian2793 Elo

21

Envador2550 Elo

UNRANKED
Elo diff.-214
November 8, 2026 at 00:31
Match aborted !

CaptainYossarian2793 Elo

00

Max.smart2579 Elo

Elo change+15
Elo diff.-5
November 8, 2026 at 00:24

CaptainYossarian2778 Elo

21

Berzoh2773 Elo

Guestbook

Related to match #78479078
Catnip 9 days ago So let me tell you a story! Way back when I first started playing even before this account maybe 4ish years ago when you went by your old name I would read what you and other players like Chanimal were saying on Reddit and I figured I wouldn’t ever be able to work up and get myself to play at your level but I played and played some more for years and now I can say it was an honor to play at such a high level with you this evening. It meant a lot to me that we had such amazing and well played matches. Thank you.
Related to match #77373592
Ruslan-124 2 months ago Thank you! Nice game!
Related to match #77224455
chama&chama 3 months ago I was just way too bad at it. It was my first time using an adapter. I'm looking forward to rematching you once I get used to using it!